The Pirated CD Peddler
Dave is sitting alone having a bowl of noodles when suddenly this guy lugging a huge bag comes around and says:
Peddler: Boss, you want VCD DVD? Latest one
Dave: Well... got what show first?
Peddler: *digs out an album and puts it on the table*
Dave: *starts flipping through slowly* Eh this one good ah?
Peddler: Good! Good!!
Dave: This one leh?
Peddler: Good!
Dave: You watch already meh?
Peddler: Yah yah. *turns to look behind him*
Dave: How much ah?
Peddler:Cheap cheap! RM15 only...
Dave: Wah! Siao! RM15? for one ah? I take 3 for 15 la!
Peddler: How can??! We all susah u know... *looks behind him again*
Dave: Weh.. cheaper la! how can so expensive.
Peddler: Okla u buy 3 RM 10 each.
Dave: RM8!
Peddler: *fidgits uncomfortably* Okla. Buy 4!
Dave: *reaches for wallet but decides not to* Hey this one good ah?
Peddler: Good! Good!
Dave: E-leh you say everything also good... where can?
Peddler: Eh faster la... you want to buy or not?
Dave: Want. Let me choose first la
At this point he looked like
a) he might blow his bladder
b) worried that some enforcement people might show up, as I saw some earlier that day.
Dave: So, if quality not good then how?
Peddler: You come and see me la then I change for u. *looks behind again*
Dave: How to see u? you always walking here and there.. where can?
Peddler: You so difficult! Dowan then dowann la! *grabs the album and briskly walks away*
So, back to my meal I guess.... cinemas are more fun! But am I mean or what? =P